Preferring the toy dog breeds carried around by American train wrecks Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, the British have apparently rejected Cardigan Corgis. According to The Telegraph, only 68 Cardigan Welsh Corgis were registered last year. This risks having the Cardigans become extinct in the United Kingdom. No figures were given for the Pembroke Corgis (the Queen’s favorite).
To our friends across the Atlantic pond, please note that choosing a dog breed based upon what Hilton and Spears do just isn’t right. Please reconsider this gigantic mistake and pick a Cardigan or two as your next four-legged family members. And if you think so highly of the two American morons, please take them off our hands. We’d be happy to ship them to you one-way so that the collective U.S. IQ rises by a couple of points.